A Waggy Fable
Mar. 1st, 2006 09:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rowangolightlyThis is what my grandad always used to tell me to explain why dogs always sniff each others' butts.
"There was this big party, see, and all the dogs were invited. They were trying to keep it nice and clean and you know how dogs are, so the one request was that every dog take off his butt-hole and hang it up. And they all did. It was a lovely party and everybody was having a good time, eating and drinking and dancing. Until somebody yelled "FIRE!"
And of course, everybody started to panic, running out the door and grabbing a butthole on the way out 'cause a dog can't get along without a butt-hole, you know!
So ever since that party, all the dogs have been smelling each other's butts, trying to find their own.
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Date: 2006-03-02 01:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-02 01:38 pm (UTC)Huh, and here I thought my grandpa made up that story!
hehehe...leave it to you to know that one...hehehe
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Date: 2006-03-02 08:39 pm (UTC)http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=1617
I think there's a couple unnecessary line repeats, possibly typos. Enjoy!
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Date: 2006-03-02 09:11 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-03-02 02:51 pm (UTC)::happy dance:: I made Bill snerk his latte!
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Date: 2006-03-02 03:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-02 04:23 pm (UTC)He also had an explanation as to why the bulls on either side of the road were bellowing at one another...
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Date: 2006-03-02 04:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-02 09:15 pm (UTC)The one yells to the other, "MMMMMMMyyy balls are bigger than your's arrrre!"
And the other one yells back, "NNNNoooo they're nnnnnot, MMMMMMine are biggerrrrrr!
And so the arguement goes on...
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